If you really don’t want it, I will be glad to take it off your hands. Poor girl. So upset she got this gift.
That thing that cats do that when they are being controlled by satan.
tv show idea: “breaking good”
a murderous drug lord is miraculously cured of cancer and decides to turn his life around. he uses his extensive knowledge of meth cookery to become a chemistry teacher and help young people discover the wonder of science
Already been done…
what if ice creams licked you back
Then I would buy 300 gallons of it and never leave the house.
fuck yeah.. it’s friday bitches